Pappu Ganit Ki Pariksha Men Barbar Dans Kar Raha Tha Banti Ne Pucha "Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Pappu: Yaar Adhyapak Ne Kaha Tha Ki Har Step Ke Nambar Hote Hain
Pappu: Ek Ladaki Se I Lov U; Ladaki: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai? Pappu: "Aajkal Ki Ladkiyan Bhi Na Pyar Hua Nahin Ki Gift Mangna Shuru!"
Adhyapika Ne Pappu Ko Bola: Isko Hindi Men Badlo (Translate) "She Is Kiddinga" Pappu Hansne Laga Aur Table Par Hi Gir Gaya Aur Bola "Itna Aasan Iska Matlab Hai Vo Bachche De Rahi Hai"
Shikshika Pappu Se "Pandavon Ke Naam Batao?" Pappu: Ek Bhim Tha Ek Bhim Ka Bada Bhai Tha Ek Chhota Bhai Tha Ek Aur Chhota Bhai Tha Aur Aakhiri Wale Ka Naam Main Bhul Gaya
Santa: Beta Kabhi Sharab Mat Pina Varna Vo Jo Do Log Ja Rahe Hain Vo Tumhe Char Najar Aayenge Pappu: Lekin Papa Wo To Ek Aadmi Hai
Ladaki: Kal Main Tumhare Liye Rakhi Leker I Thi Tumne Bandhwai Kyon Nahin? Pappu: Agar Kal Main Tumhare Liye Mangalsutra Lekker Aaun To Pahan Legi Kya Badi I Baat Karti Hain?